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And the winner of the Marimekko necklace is......Maria! Congrats, Maria. I paid $1 for the H&M headband, and she guessed 99 cents. Maria, send me your address to "fashionherald@gmail.com," and I'll mail those lovelies out today.

Now, I'm going off the fashion track this morning to discuss my new obsession: the alleged Madonna/A-Rod affair (MadRod? MadgeRod?). Why am I obsessed? Last week, when rumors of a Ritchie divorce were rife, I started compiling a fantasy list of Madonna boyfriends. Here are a few selections:

Hamid Karzai (time for Madge to get into politics, and not in some easy country like France)






Sir Paul McCartney (the new songwriting team, Ciccone-McCartney!)








Andre Leon Talley (Madonna and Andre Leon could overthrow Anna Wintour and rule American Vogue)








Julian Schnabel (surely Madge could get him out of those pajamas)









Who wasn't on my list? A-Rod! I was way off! Let's hear your fantasy boyfriends for Madonna. Rules are it can be ANYONE, don't worry about any messy religious, political or marital status complications.