"I'm taking you to salsa dancing lessons, where you'll wear strappy metallic heels and flirt with your Latin instructor. And when you get good I'll let you sew lots of bangles onto me."
"My fabric forces you to go commando, meticulously groom and suck in your gut."
"Buy me and cut a rug, sweat, or roll around on the ground because I'm hot and cheap." [$24.90]
Oh, yeah, it's about time I brought a little hoochie mama to the table.
H&M, 47 W. 34th between 5th & 6th