Hey, Ho, Papparazzo!

I wasn't in attendance at the CFDA Awards red carpet in Bryant Park last night, but my spies were. They came through with some great paparazzi-esque pics. Not perfectly in-focus, boring, PR type pictures. No, but ones like this, of what my female spy says is a beautiful man in person:

But whither looks Mr. Eva? Hmm, he seems to be checking out someone else whilst wifey is chatting. Admit it girls, we all know this look. It's the one where we kick them subtly on the calf or rib-stick them with an elbow and say "I'm sorry, is my red carpet event posturing getting in the way of your TOTALLY OBVIOUS ogling?"

Another favorite picture featuring who? No, not Donna Karan (looking good, Donna! Love your bias cuts! Viva le headlights!), but that guy in a turban behind Donna. Yes, it's my stalker crush, Andre Leon! Regular readers are familiar with my Andre Leon obsession. Vogue's editor-at-large is always the biggest guy in the room, turban or no turban. And wait, let me say it first, "What is the meaning of life, Swami AndreLeon?"

Next up, Posh and Marks. Remember when Xmastime ran into Posh in Bryant Park last winter? Here's she is in the park again, reminiscing.

Posh tired of that blond with the microphone, wondering "where the hell is Xmastime?"

Posh doing her job and paying attention, because Mr. Jacobs is holding her purse. Or is that his purse? And I don't care what anyone says, she can totally pull off that kooky fun dress. I think she looks cute. Kisses, Posh!

And I heard Maggie looked great. ALL of my spies said she was stunning in person. See?

Finally, what's an event without a twin sighting? Here, it's Lauren Hutton, wait, and another guy in a turban, and isn't that Harvey Weinstein? And, hey, isn't that an Olsen!? See her, in the back? The little blond? Somehow this photo just captures it all perfectly.

Spy notes:
Andre Leon arrived in a big black SUV with Naomi Campbell in tow. She was wearing the trendy Aladdin pants, probably trying to upstage Andre's turban;
The Twin RAN past all the paparrazi and press;
Amy Poehler was sweet to all the fans watching from the street;
Tina Fey looked very feminine;
Hillary Duff was sparkly.