The Big Event

No, no, not fashion week. I'm thinking Sunday, people. What's the proper gear for the biggest damn game in how many years of New York football history? 8 years; 2000 was the last Giants Superbowl appearance and 1999 was the last Superbowl win. Now focus on this: I want to see Giselle consoling her boyfriend on Monday morning, people, I want Tom Brady weeping in her ridiculously long arms, and I want her taking him flowers to cheer him up. So look sharp and pretty on Sunday. Please wear:

Little Manning's jersey! Get it at Modell's on 6th and 34th for $74.99 in a small. If they only have big ones, belt it and wear it with leggings. And do some homework: Eli's the guy who throws the ball. For your costume change at halftime put on:

Plaxico's jersey! Because these two will be working in tandem to create Superbowl magic. And so will you while you serve up 7- layer dip to your man and all your buds in ankle boots (with heels, of course) and Plaxico's number. He's the guy who catches the ball. Get Plax ($84.99) at Gerry Cosby Sporting Goods in the main lobby of Madison Square Garden, 7th Avenue entrance, but hurry. They've only got two Plaxico's left, one XL and one XXL. I hope you have a big belt.

But please, don't mix Little Manning with this:
It screws him all up.